If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
