i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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