Buhtt sex?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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