I wish I could punch you in the face.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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