His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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