Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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