look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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