Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
