I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.