You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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