i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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