Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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