she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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