but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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