do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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