Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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