His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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