would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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