Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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