marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i now understand why vodka
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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