next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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