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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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