Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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