You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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