i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sorry about my life...
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