Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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