How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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