I should be sponsored by Trojan
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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