butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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