ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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