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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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