oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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