Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
