wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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