Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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