quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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