I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
