Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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