but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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