It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
