I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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