Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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