whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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