im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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