You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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