she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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