She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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