Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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