I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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