my vag is so smooth its legendary
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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