butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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