fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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