id be glad to
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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