Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Maybe he injected his testicle?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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