problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
a search helicopter?!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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