he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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