she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
