Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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