I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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