I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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