is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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