In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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